ELASTIGIRL??? you married ELASTIGIRL?????



reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone


Kids react to Jimmy Fallon vs. Jay Leno 


Why give a shit about anything anymore

I miss my old life where all I had to care about was Tumblr and Parks

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Tina and Amy + Late Night With Jimmy Fallon

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I am not a man. I’m just some stupid punk.

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